From what I can tell, it's kind of like COPS, starring Seagal.
(Thanks to
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caer_swan for bringing this to my attention. ♥)Yes, Virginia, Xmas is coming early this year. Santa is bringing you a stocking full of kick-ass.
I became a Seagal fan kind of late. When I was a kid, for some reason I felt like you either had to be a Seagal fan or a Van Damme fan, like a Mac vs. PC or Marvel vs. DC kind of deal for action heroes, and I was firmly in the Van Damme camp. But I have made up for those lost years with enthusiasm.
Who but Seagal could deliver the line "Whose hotdog is this?" with such badassity & panache, making it an instant quotable classic?? (In the bar scene in Out for Justice, Seagal is messing around behind the bar, pissing off the patrons, and, totally randomly, picks up a hotdog and tosses it into some guy's beer, saying, "Whose hotdog is this?" It's awesome. You can check it out in this clip at around the 2:24 minute mark; just know that the clip is chock-full of BAD LANGUAGE. That warning's for you, kids.)
December 1 2009, 07:02:03 UTC 2 years ago Edited: December 1 2009, 07:10:48 UTC
I am also glad you did not compare JCVD or SS to Chuck Norris. Your sweet brains are much too valuable to get scrambled by a roundhouse kick. :( Though, you didn't mention mention him AT ALL and this is a crime. It may be too late for you now. *weeps*
December 1 2009, 07:24:04 UTC 2 years ago
It wasn't until the internet made him a god that I realized his greatness. But I still haven't seen any of his movies. Just his infomercials. ^^;
December 1 2009, 15:16:50 UTC 2 years ago
December 1 2009, 07:08:29 UTC 2 years ago
"Hello, I'm action-star martial artist Steven Seagal. Hire me or SUFFER."
Or! Seagal... AS A BUM.
"Will spare your life for food. And money."
December 1 2009, 07:26:18 UTC 2 years ago
He would be the only bum wearing a leather trenchcoat.
December 1 2009, 15:15:50 UTC 2 years ago
He's a badass even with a paunch. "you either comply or he breaks your arm." HA!
How funny is it that this is on A & E?!
December 1 2009, 16:05:09 UTC 2 years ago
LOL LOL LOL! It's just so funny to see this because I just posted a clip of it last night on my
When I was a kid, for some reason I felt like you either had to be a Seagal fan or a Van Damme fan, like a Mac vs. PC or Marvel vs. DC kind of deal for action heroes, and I was firmly in the Van Damme camp.
Oh my gosh, that is so true! I like Van Damme (Bloodsport is awesome) but I always liked Seagal more. But yes, it seemed like you could not enjoy both without feeling guilty about "kinda" liking the other one. :)
Anonymous
January 5 2010, 04:15:51 UTC 2 years ago
how many pages is Dull Boy?
Hi! We're logging Christmas break reading! Can you tell me how many pages is Dull Boy?January 5 2010, 04:26:33 UTC 2 years ago
Re: how many pages is Dull Boy?
It's 308 pages.Thanks for reading! :)
April 8 2011, 08:13:34 UTC 1 year ago
Good
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